Why do college students care about babies and toddlers? You could chose to pretend like it'll never happen to you.
But it will. No one is immune to pregnancy, unless you have a penis. Even then, you go through this too.
Before I was a mom things had different meaning.
All-Nighter!
For you non-parents, it means drinking and partying, or cram sessions before tests.
Have a baby, all nighter is the opposite of that. I mean there is drinking... baby bottle drinking. and I guess you can consider all the ridiculous things you do to get your child to sleep can be partying.
Tired!
You think you're tired? Wanna nap? TAKE THAT NAP.
Now, tired is normal now. I don't know what feeling not tired feels like anymore. And naps? HA, I wish I could nap. I never believed people when they said rest before the baby, cause it goes away forever. IT DOES. Now nap time means, food without getting sticky hands in it, or maybe a shower alone.
and lastly, Grandparents!
Your mom and dad. You don't think much of them now. They are probably annoying to you, always in your business, but just wait...
They will save you! Grandparents will be the glorious people who take your babies off your hands. Be nice, they are lifesavers.
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