College students and babies...

It's pretty funny to me that my son and a number of people I've seen on campus have SO much in common.

Now this ins't all of you. Probably not most, but for sure there is a couple college students out there that have the same characteristics of a baby.

Remember I'm not bashing you all, I was you a couple of years ago. Just go married and had a baby instead of continuing my ways for a couple more years..

You and babies both...

Drink from bottles.

Yes I know different bottles, but still bottles. College students love beer. Cheap way to get drunk. A baby and a bottle is something that can't be messed with. Try taking a bottle away from a baby. Do it, I dare you.

You sometimes wake up not knowing where you are.

Don't lie, you know it's happened to you. Maybe that raging party or even that nap you take in the library... same difference. For babies on the other hand, they nap everywhere. And still wake up like WTF mom!

Cell phones.

For some reason, your cell phone is like your best friend. In class, walking on the walk way, and all night. I'm not sure why you all wanna document everything but okay. My son thinks mine is his too. I don't know how many times I've had to pry it out of his tiny, sticky hands. 

Staying awake in the daytime.

In college you can't. I see people napping all over campus. I've even seen someone asleep standing! don't worry, i'm in this category too. It's just theres a different reason why I can't stay awake. Babies fall asleep everywhere, especially at the worst times. My sons favorite is about two minutes before we get anywhere we need to be. DRIVES ME INSANE.

Last but not least, 

You both love boobs!

No pics of boobs, cause well you know what they look like.

I know this is horrible but so so true. Guys you know what I'm talking about. Boobs can make guys do some interesting things. and Girls, you know thats a big reason why you love or hate your body. For babies, well boobs are their go too. It's their food source and pillows. My son still hugs me, but only putting his arms around where my boobs are and places his head there. Guess guys never grow outta that.