Poison control knows my name.

So my home is child proofed but I still had to call poison control when my child ate a piece of my deodorant.

I'm not sure how he did it by he managed to get ahold of it and take a bite

I Called poison control out of panic and they reassured me that it was fine and to watch for symptoms.

Then the asked my name. I spilled it out and realized after the call was over that what if they took my child away?!

They didn't but the point is, don't underestimate a sneaky toddler.